“Never cry over a man that sleeps without a bedframe”

“Chickens descend from Dinosaurs. Therefore all chicken nuggets, are dino nuggets.”

“When day turns to night, the sun roof turns into a moon roof. And I think that’s beautiful.”

“One of the weirdest things is that at a point in time, when a child is born, they are the youngest human on earth.”

“Statistically speaking, there is no way Elon Musk isn’t an alien.”

“Let’s make a play about tampons during the 1800s. Call that a period piece.”

“Blonde haired, Canadian Hockey boys give off big Rosie O’donnel energy.”